[mock week] CAPTAIN CONTACT

[15unknowns]

In the smartphones you were given, it seems there is an option to call the cockpit... how unorthodox. Do you dare to bother the pilot?

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[15unknowns]

Weeeeeeeeeeell, at first I thought it'd smoke that little bitch Sean out of whatever hole he's hiding in... but by now it's pretty much just for the satisfaction of it, heh.

So how about it? Am I worse than ""Marie"" yet? Your shitty wife was so keen on comparing us, I'd hate to disappoint all of you fuckheads.

[backuphero]

Red was a sadistic bitch, but you've at least got a reason you're telling yourself. She didn't even have that. So who's Sean?

[15unknowns]

A motherfucker who deserves a slow, painful death.... Which I plan to give him as soon as he gives up.

It's too bad! If that bastard hadn't ruined my reputation, I might have found it in my heart to restrain some of my pent-up aggression from all the years of putting up a nice front.

But it's better like this, you know? It's really the best to just let out all the hate, the disgust I have for all the people in the universe. Squeeze out the blood, one by one by one by ONE!

[He sounds completely mad.]

[backuphero]

[Greeeeeaaaaaat. He's on a plane under the control of Discount Dracula. Fantastic.]

Well, if you're planning on killing everyone anyway, there's no point in not explaining it - what did he do to you?

[15unknowns]

Tch. Who said I was planning on killing everyone? I'm just saying it's fun.

[backuphero]

C'mon, indulge a dying man before he kicks it - what happened?

[15unknowns]

What, like you got a terminal illness or something? Why should I give a shit?

Besides, it ain't much more than I already said. That guy didn't die when he was supposed to and ruined all the good shit I'd been building up for myself. It's a personal grudge. Then again... we're all people, huh? Ain't nothing in this life that isn't personal.

[backuphero]

You're telling me. Nothing's not personal, after a point....

And I've got something back home that's eating my soul, so... yeah, terminal illness? Pretty much. Sounds crazy, sure, but... you brought us here, you ought to know what's crazy and what's not.

[15unknowns]

Something like what, an enchanted sword?

Ain't like you're the only one that's had someone try to take their soul though. Hiyori and Zelos look like they eat em' for breakfast. Heh heh heh.

[backuphero]

Enchanted sword, "holy" whip... same difference, really. I'm sure you've heard the story before, whatever the object is.

[Hiyori and Zelos, huh. THAT'S BAIT. He's not biting.]