[mock week] CAPTAIN CONTACT

[15unknowns]

In the smartphones you were given, it seems there is an option to call the cockpit... how unorthodox. Do you dare to bother the pilot?

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[15unknowns]

What, like you got a terminal illness or something? Why should I give a shit?

Besides, it ain't much more than I already said. That guy didn't die when he was supposed to and ruined all the good shit I'd been building up for myself. It's a personal grudge. Then again... we're all people, huh? Ain't nothing in this life that isn't personal.

[backuphero]

You're telling me. Nothing's not personal, after a point....

And I've got something back home that's eating my soul, so... yeah, terminal illness? Pretty much. Sounds crazy, sure, but... you brought us here, you ought to know what's crazy and what's not.

[15unknowns]

Something like what, an enchanted sword?

Ain't like you're the only one that's had someone try to take their soul though. Hiyori and Zelos look like they eat em' for breakfast. Heh heh heh.

[backuphero]

Enchanted sword, "holy" whip... same difference, really. I'm sure you've heard the story before, whatever the object is.

[Hiyori and Zelos, huh. THAT'S BAIT. He's not biting.]